Dr. Blynd: "McJesus"

McJesus - a revelation sandwich. (McJesus is coming-supersize it with some Lazarus fries and a Judas shake. Do spies go with that shake?) 2) a sacrificial kosher lambchop-of-God burger sold to the ‘faithful’ (true believers) instead of the Eucharist. (The Apocalypse will be catered by Micky-Dees-Mini-Believers, salvation sold with an order of McRibs; healing sold separately- did I hear someone say McJesus? Caveat Grubber: If you don’t believe in Jesus, he will crucifix your Last Supper for you, but he won’t hook you up on a steak- because he’s been there and well done that for you one time already. Saviour your money and Saviour self- you’ll overstand in toto all in good time.) (See: Eucharist, $ellvation, Rapture, Religion, Realigon, Chapel Perilous, The Revealer, Misteak, YOYO, TOTO, Reversion, Church of the Phree Lunch & Salvation.)

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