VP Debate - Darth Vader and Mr. J Crew: One is Rubber, One is Glue
Thursday, October 7, 2004 at 02:03PM
TheSpook

Thumbs up to Dick Cheney: I like a man who isn't scared to burp on national television. When you opened with the connection between Iraq and al Qaeda and then, roughly two minutes later, denied making that connection, I was really impressed with the shamelessness of your Dark Empire ways. I hear your wife wrote an erotica novel, so, that's kinda hot. Repressed! But hot.  The checkmate bitchslap of the debate: when Cheney tried to step to Edwards like a bratty nerd in school on some attendance beef (I'm not pointing any fingers but I haven't been playing "Where's Edwards?" for the past four years, I've been playing "Where in the World is Crawford, Texas?"), Edwards delivered a Colt-45-type right hook by sharing Cheney's record of voting against revered black heroes: against a day commemorating Martin Luther King, Jr. and against working to free Nelson Mandela! And the whipped cream? You voted against Head Start! You voted against Meals on Wheels for seniors! SHAME! [more ]

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